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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:06
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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DNA from 9,000-year-old skeletons disproves migratory waves theory from South Africa - Earth.com
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Then came..
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
No way
Hic perferendis in et impedit quo.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
How do I cure anxiety that comes to me when I think about life when in the toilet?
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are the signs of mild autism in a child?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones